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To the Max by Roafus, literature

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To the Max

In the Caribbean sun There can be only one Method of sustenance It is relentless, reckless Drinking of booze - getting wrecked With no remittance We take Beer, Wine, Turpentine Likker mixed in with fruit juice And cocktails with little umbrellas Which we drink from our boots We take martini and happily drink sloppily made daiquiri Bloody Mary is an old friend of ours We take grape same as grain then get profound and profane After a couple of hours Sambuka, Grashnov, Brandy, Bacardi And a warm cup of sake or two And absinth and teachers and bitch pops and schnapps And fourties and duty-free hooch We take marksmen, midori, Mon

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Circus thorts by Roafus, literature

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Circus thorts

WHIP CRACKS Jaws slack and drooling turn. Eyes converge on my urgent, important message STAGE RIGHT Some clowns play fight while a lady stands up proud upon a horse. Both in dressage. TOP HAT TIPS Ladies and gentlemen tonight, this very evening, I introduce you to our wonderful circus. C'est fantastique, I'm sure you'll agree. Just some of the attractions you'll see: Clowns! (Watch the audience) Exotic Beasts! (Watch the audience) Freaks! (Watch the audience) Magicians and Escape Artistés! (Watch your wallet) Jugglers and Tricksters! (Watch your wallet) Strongmen, Beauties and Beasts! (Watch your wife) And if you get hungry or th

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Can we keep it, Daddy? by Roafus, literature

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Can we keep it, Daddy?

3PM - Maths lesson over then Home time is mine again. Game of tig or eggy maybe Then home for toast and TV EST. Hairy great wretch comes up behind me. Saw him hiding near here since last Friday. Polite I try my smile at it. It wants to smile back but its features don't allow it. My heart breaks a bit. Mates so-called seem somewhat scarce There's a room in my life for pets. Dad at the door when I get him home Bleary eyed, bruised and broken boned. Seems pleased to meet my monster friend So I pose a question. He's out of shape, unhealthy, flabby, Loves mood rings, horoscopes, daytime telly, Filth encrusted, dirty, scabby: He f

Ode toa Spoilt Victorian Child by Roafus, literature

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Ode toa Spoilt Victorian Child

As I spy from the poor house window O'er ten meters that seems as ten miles A tantrum of grace gone red in the face I have to admire that style Such a lonely orphan as I am My sadness, it goes for a while And in admiring envy I wish I could be That spoilt Victorian child See him bounce and gaily step Through a time of dangers wild Devoid of thought 'cept sport and Jest The spoilt Victorian child No child of tempered graces, he Not virtued nor pious nor mild A beast bourn to greed and to plenty The spoilt Victorian child As I watch from this prison here I wish I could also order so defile And all my generous blessing waste L

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United Kingdom
Deviant for 18 years
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Current Residence: Hokkaido, Japan
Favourite genre of music: Glich-core
Favourite photographer: Mick Rock
Favourite style of art: Cryptic-lite

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Chris Foss/Henry Darger/Norman Rockwell

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Project A

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Richard Harris

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Shakey

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Super original pyrate drinking game/High card dance

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Center Stage

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Roafus

Oct 29, 2006

Humility Personified

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Hi Everyone I'm in Japan. It is good here they have many labour saving devices and a lovely language.

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Roafus

Sep 19, 2006

High Card Dance

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The rules to high card dance: Each player is dealt a card - the player with the highest card dances. First to three dances wins. ******************************************************** Chris is enjoying bollywood and One Piece. CCCChris loves you - you know who you are.

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Roafus

May 16, 2006

We can dance if we want to...

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I thought that it was time for a new journal entry, though I have nothing to say. I have created lots of things, new poi, a couple of songs, making a spray template, but none of it will end up here... prolly... I have also been overly interested in this little beauty pageant for animals...http://imreallysad.com/ Please comment on your favourites, I like 353, 43 and 69 amongst others. LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"@:£!P£!"£)!"*!&^!":!!"]2'13]1;!}":@!"£~}

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rhysika

Sep 12, 2007

the man that is god!!!!
you are back, i expect a meeting with you as soon as possible.... if not i will, well i dunno what i'd do?!?!?! but -it wont be pretty thats fo' sure!

KapPoW!!!
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May 30, 2007

very good
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mafouka

Jan 8, 2007

ooh ohh we are so similar, i am a quarted indian actually im not im a quarted pakistani, my middle names india were both a quarter of something, and i fucking love 3T they are the most amazing band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (?)and i do love chocolate alot and panckaes me and ferg had the best pancake party on my sweet sixteenth, well that was overwhelming! i need to do some more work though, im back at college tommorow, did you get me and fergus's message on the most beautiful orcs? i dont know if you have becuase we sent it of his account, but thank you so much again it was the best, i might buy a patern for a skirt tommorow and get sewing. but i do really need to go. wait@! did i send you the cats visits to uckfield and cleesthorpe? if i didnt just look for the cat dick and dom on youtube.
k love xxxxxxxxxxx

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Jan 2, 2007

Ho thanks a lot for the

Lesenfantsquiment

Dec 24, 2006

I well.

You well?

You Christmas excited?

Excited me.

Happy xmas.

bedpan3

Dec 23, 2006

A heartwarming tale about the true meaning of Christmas:
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Hope you have a wonderful Christmas Chris

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